yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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