it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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