I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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