But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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