She's JV to your varsity
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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