Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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