So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I have post one night stand depression
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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