i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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