hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
