Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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