I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Randomize
