You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
its not stalking. its research.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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