dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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