she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
