not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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