i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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