After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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