I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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