Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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