Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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