i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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