So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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