bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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