I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the condom got lost in my hair
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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