so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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