How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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