its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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