So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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