Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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