Yo dont text me then not text me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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