3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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