I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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