There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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