Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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