I just saw a hot homeless man
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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