Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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