TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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