I just made out with a guy for $7.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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