We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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