hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
