if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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