I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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