I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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