I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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