she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
