Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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