Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
