yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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