Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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