I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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