are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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