The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Everyone says I win the strip club
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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