i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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