What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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