We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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