Its about making memories worth repressing
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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