oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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